Cleanliness is Next… | Short Story

Cupboards first.

Tins, jars, those broken strands of pasta that seem to get everywhere, the boxes of cereal with not even a quarter bowl left in them, all out onto the sideboard. Then a sponge and hot soapy water right innnn-to the crevices, into the hinges, across the front of the doors. Malcolm always likes the place gleaming.

Drawers next, and the follies of years past – pasta measurers, spiralizers – are laid out in the sink for all to see. The evidence of poor decisions made, of a lifestyle sought but never obtained.

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We, the Dead | Short Story

We, the dead, make a stand.

Standards are standards; they do not distinguish between the quick and the buried – we all must tend our patch.

Our churchyard caters for a certain vintage of clientele. We have all been present and correct for some time – most of our headstones are stacked alongside our graves or against weathered tombs. Too many storms and too much Scottish rain has seen the local authority deem our slabs unsafe.

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Creep and Curl | Haiku

Morning folks,

It’s been wild, wet, and windy here in Scotland, where Autumn has made itself known this week. Hopefully these are a couple of haiku to speak to this…

Creep

Breached riverbanks. Creep

Of foam-swirled menace towards

Sandbag-stacked doorframes.

Curl

Weather turning. An

Edged wind, the first curling of

Leaves once lush, once lithe.

*Thanks for reading, folks. Images courtesy of Ian S and Pixabay. My recent short stories include ‘Little Daily Miracles‘ and ‘Those Abroad‘.


Matthew Richardson is a writer of short stories. His work has featured in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Close to the Bone, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, Flashback Fiction, Cafelit, Best MicroFiction 2021, Writer’s Egg, Idle Ink, The Wild Word, and Shooter magazine. He is a doctoral student at the University of Dundee, a lucky husband, and a proud father. He blogs at www.matthewjrichardson.com and tweets at https://twitter.com/mjrichardso0.

Project Update | Update

It’s been a while since I gave an update on how my Professional Doctorate is coming along. My research examines how Gypsies, Roma, and Travellers experience the criminal justice system, and how agencies can change their service provision to better suit their needs.

After gathering information from the perspectives of service providers and publishing a paper based upon these findings, over the last few months I have been gathering the really insightful data – what Gypsies, Roma, and Travellers think, and whether what is framed as innovative practice really meets their needs.

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Cobble and Cloud | Haiku

Autumn has arrived in Scotland this week with the coming of Storm Agnes. I have a couple of thematic haiku, although we’re not quite in frosty territory just yet…

A cobbled street lit by streetlights on a misty night

Cobble

Ribbons of coal smoke

Low over cobbled closes,

Under icy eaves.

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Clogged gutters in a rainstorm

Cloud

Gutters brim-full with

Birds’ nests and leaves, moss and mulch.

Bruised clouds overhead.

*Thanks for reading, folks. Images courtesy of Brock Roseberry and Alan Devine. My recent short stories include ‘Little Daily Miracles‘ and ‘Those Abroad‘.


Matthew Richardson is a writer of short stories. His work has featured in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Close to the Bone, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, Flashback Fiction, Cafelit, Best MicroFiction 2021, Writer’s Egg, Idle Ink, The Wild Word, and Shooter magazine. He is a doctoral student at the University of Dundee, a lucky husband, and a proud father. He blogs at www.matthewjrichardson.com and tweets at https://twitter.com/mjrichardso0.

Little Daily Miracles | Short Story

Parting a sea is rather ostentatious.

I’ve no need to drown a pursuing Egyptian army, nor feed thousands of people with two loaves and a couple of battered haddock. Isolating dark matter can wait, and my polytechnic didn’t equip me to get into the quantum computing field.

I’m simply hoping to get down to the shop on Colliery Street.

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Fifty-eight steps, four kerbs, four door openings, a bastard of a level crossing, and – worst of all – the chip and pin machine at the counter: the tasks rear up in front of me – cold, shadowy, and forbidding.

Premier corner shop

The problem, of course, is cartilage. No-one is going to waste a miracle on replacement cartilage, are they? Mine’s gone, anyway, worn and rubbed raw until my bones come together with all the lithe grace of a wean using chopsticks for the first time.

There.

Down off the kerb and onto the crossing. Gritting my teeth muffles all but the smallest whimper. Aye, sound your horn all you want, mate. I can’t go any faster, and my nervous system is reacting to far more persuasive stimuli than your tantrum behind the steering wheel.

Up…the opposite kerb, and eas-sy does it. Every touch of the walking stick against the pavement sends a jolt of pain through my gnarled pork joint of a hand and up through my shoulder. For a horrible, horrible moment it feels as though I will overbalance and fall backwards onto the road, my bones splintering and crunching on the tarmac. I catch myself, though, my centre of gravity righting itself like a mast on a choppy sea.

The shop is right in front of me and – thank whoever’s up there for small miracles – a man is leaving and holding the door open for me. I shuffle through, cringing away from him in case I accidentally brush against his jacket. Thank you. Thank you.

The jingle of the door announces my achievement amongst the aisles of canned goods and questionable frozen produce. I catch my breath in the queue, inching closer to requests for twenty Marlboro Light or an ounce of Drum. Soon enough, a downwards-looking cashier asks what she can get me. Lucky dip, hen. I hardly even flinch when the chip and pin machine with its stiff, grime-encrusted buttons is pushed towards me. Little daily miracles do happen, and there’s no harm in hoping for the bigger ones.

*Thanks for reading, folks. image courtesy of Geograph. My recent short stories include ‘The Lamplighter‘ and ‘Those Abroad‘.


Matthew Richardson is a writer of short stories. His work has featured in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Close to the Bone, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, Flashback Fiction, Cafelit, Best MicroFiction 2021, Writer’s Egg, Idle Ink, The Wild Word, and Shooter magazine. He is a doctoral student at the University of Dundee, a lucky husband, and a proud father. He blogs at www.matthewjrichardson.com and tweets at https://twitter.com/mjrichardso0.

Claw and Quieten | Haiku

I was able to make the titles of my haiku alliterative this week, so all is well in the world again. We’re hanging off the trees and running through rock this week…

Leaves beginning to turn in autumn

Claw

Slow, first withering.

A once-plush leaf beginning

To claw, to crumple

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Stacked slates

Quieten

Subterranean

Run through slate-laden strata,

Through long-quietened mines.

*Thanks for reading, folks. images courtesy of George Hodan and Spodzone. My recent short stories include ‘The Lamplighter‘ and ‘Those Abroad‘.


Matthew Richardson is a writer of short stories. His work has featured in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Close to the Bone, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, Flashback Fiction, Cafelit, Best MicroFiction 2021, Writer’s Egg, Idle Ink, The Wild Word, and Shooter magazine. He is a doctoral student at the University of Dundee, a lucky husband, and a proud father. He blogs at www.matthewjrichardson.com and tweets at https://twitter.com/mjrichardso0.

Bristle and Mulch | Haiku

Morning folks,

whilst I usually like to utilise alliteration or assonance in my double-haiku titles, this week’s creations simply wouldn’t go that way, hence the below, slightly idiosyncratic, pairing…

A field of wheat against a blue sky

Bristle

Bristled, finger-brushed,

Wind-shifted and sun-beaten.

Pale green to yellow.

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Compost maker

Mulch

Plant pot remains, damp

Cuttings and dinner leavings.

From messy to mulched.

*Thanks for reading, folks. Former image Copyright Matthew J. Richardson. Second image courtesy of Wikipedia. My recent short stories include ‘The Lamplighter‘ and ‘After‘.


Matthew Richardson is a writer of short stories. His work has featured in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Close to the Bone, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, Flashback Fiction, Cafelit, Best MicroFiction 2021, Writer’s Egg, Idle Ink, The Wild Word, and Shooter magazine. He is a doctoral student at the University of Dundee, a lucky husband, and a proud father. He blogs at www.matthewjrichardson.com and tweets at https://twitter.com/mjrichardso0.