RECONNAISANCE REPORT – URGENT STOP
PLANET 4662/1183J/983!/11C STOP
FOR IMMEDIATE ONWARDS TRANSMISSION TO TRANSGALACTIC ANALYSIS CENTRE STOP
FAO ADMIRAL PEATY STOP
MA’AM STOP
AT THE MEDIAN LARGE SENSOR ARRAY YESTERDAY 2526HRS A NOTABLE OBSERVATION WAS MADE STOP
AS PER PROTOCOL WE ARE NOTIFYING YOU AS THE OBSERVED OBJECT AND PHENOMENA MEET THE CRITERIA FOR IMMEDIATE FLAGGING MEMO 62 V.3 REFERS STOP
THE AFOREMENTIONED PLANET 4662/1183J/983!/11C APPEARS TO BE COVERED IN LIQUID WATER WITH AN ATMOSPHERE OF NITROGEN AND OXYGEN STOP
ALTHOUGH PLANET 4662/1183J/983!/11C IS 2.5 MILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY ADVANCES IN PLASMASCOPE TECHNOLOGY HAVE ALLOWED US TO OBSERVE THE OBJECT AS IT WAS APPROX 100000 YEARS AGO STOP
CURRENT ANALYSIS SUGGESTS A GROUP OF SEMI-ADVANCED SAPIENS MIGRATING FROM A CENTRAL LAND MASS IN ALL DIRECTIONS STOP
AS OPPOSED TO OTHER NOTABLE OBSERVATIONS SAPIENS APPEAR TO BE FEW IN NUMBER LARGELY PEACEABLE AND WITH PLENTIFUL RESOURCES FOR EXPANSION STOP
CLIMATE IS PREDICTED TO BE LARGELY STABLE IF CHALLENGING FOR SAPIENS STOP
POTENTIAL FOR LOCALISED CONFLICT ESTIMATED TO BE LOW STOP
IF TRAVEL IS IMMEDIATELY COMMENCED ESTIMATED ARRIVAL IS MODELLED TO COINCIDE WITH DEVELOPMENT OF FUSION ENERGY PRODUCTION FULL SOCIAL MEDIA COVERAGE AND REMOVAL OF FOOD AND WATER INSECURITY STOP
SUGGEST INITIATING OPERATION MILKY WAY AND CONSIDER INITIAL APPROACH RE SHARING OF CULTURES AND TO PROVIDE TECHNOLOGY WHICH MIGHT ASSIST IN PLANETARY DEVELOPMENT STOP END MESSAGE
*Thanks for reading, folks. Images courtesy of Yuri Samoilov. My recent short stories include ‘Cleanliness is Next…‘ and ‘We, the Dead‘.
Matthew Richardson is a writer of short stories. His work has featured in Gold Dust magazine, Literally Stories, Close to the Bone, McStorytellers, Penny Shorts, Soft Cartel, Whatever Keeps the Lights On, Flashback Fiction, Cafelit, Best MicroFiction 2021, Writer’s Egg, Idle Ink, The Wild Word, and Shooter magazine. He is a doctoral student at the University of Dundee, a lucky husband, and a proud father. He blogs at www.matthewjrichardson.com and tweets at https://twitter.com/mjrichardso0.

couldn’t wait, Matthew: enjoyed this unusual piece and the quirky text it’s written in, and its optimistic account —
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Thanks John! I’m not sure we will have rewarded their optimism by the time they arrive, but it sure started off promisingly!
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hahaha; fingers crossed, Matthew 🙂
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They’re coming!!
Excellent, Matthew
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Thanks Chris! You heard it here first!
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Awesome short, Matthew! I’ll get the kettle on… Hmm, they’re going to need something stronger to get over the shock of what awaits them.
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Yes you’re right. What we lack in successful sustainability we can perhaps make up for in hospitality and a wee dram!
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What Susan said. I’ll bring the biscuits, to go with the ☕️ tea.
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It’s going to be quite the welcome we’re organising here!
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A fun change of pace, mood, style. Good for you! If you get an opportunity to see Wes Anderson’s new movie, “Asteroid City,” I recommend it.
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Thanks so much! Asteroid City did look very good, although I’ve not had a chance to go and see it yet.
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So good
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Thanks so much – very kind of you.
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Thank you
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