A job worth doing is a job worth doing properly. But what if it’s no longer worth doing at all? What if this is an appliance better on the kerb and waiting for the council to uplift?
This was an easy task six months ago, but with every freezer tray left slightly ajar, the frost has crept in, in the cold, in the dark, some fluffy experiment escaped from the lab/from the space between those spilled peas and that last, lonely fish finger that no-one’s ever going to eat.
This is a proper job now. This is a bread knife job, or a pile-the-freezer-food-together-and-run-the-plastic-trays-under-the-tap job. One thing’s for sure – you’ll never let it get in this state again. No sir. Freezer Discipline is going to be your double-barrelled middle name – dated labels, a hard-headed approach to stray fish fingers, and a no-mercy approach to the sastrugi of the freezer drawers.
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Matthew J. Richardson’s fiction has appeared in publications including Golddust Magazine, Flashback Fiction, Close to the Bone, Shooter, and Idle Ink. His work often explores psychological tension, place, and the quiet edges of human behaviour. He lives in Scotland and holds a Professional Doctorate in Education.
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whoa — and it suddenly stopped *(*(&^%UI’ ; what t is ‘sastrugi’?
As I read, I waited for the freezer burned human hand or foot to poke out from under a bag of frozen peas.
I need to look up that S word you used, too—once I learn to spell it.
Oh, fabulous, fabulous, Matthew! I can’t stop laughing about that freezer thing. Plus a new word: sastrugi – excellent. But where can I put that word? Hmm.
You had me at “stray fish fingers” lol!!! Love this piece – very witty yet something deeper lurking here.